9.30.2008

Random fun stuff in the tubes

OK, first off I want you to know Josh and I created a VERY amusing video last night that, despite my best efforts, Blogger refuses to "process" so I can publish. It uploads fine but even given an hour it's still "processing." Not cool. (Is anyone else having this problem? Have you found a cause/solution?) God willing, you'll eventually get to enjoy the hilarity. Hang tight.

But it's been far too long since we've chatted, dear reader, so let me open my little Internet store and show you my wares - the latest cool things I've found in the Series of Tubes.

9.28.2008

Playing Mega Man 9 - video

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9.27.2008

Baltimore Comic-Con: A mixed bag

Annie and I are back after spending an exhausting day at Baltimore Comic-Con. We both enjoyed the expedition and had great fun spending the day with our friend, Rob.

I'm sorry to report, though, that the con let us down somewhat this year. I suppose our expectations might have been set too high after we had such fantastic experiences in 2006 and 2007 -- and perhaps my spirit was dampened some by the rain that fell throughout the day -- but some of my strongest lingering impressions tonight are of things that went wrong.

1. Far too much con was crammed into far too little space. Due to scheduling problems beyond their control, organizers were forced this year to move the con to the cramped end of the Baltimore Convention Center. And cramped it was. Aisles were too small, unruly lines for popular creators were too long, and attitudes among attendants were testy as a result. If this had been my first trip to Baltimore Comic-Con, I doubt I would return based on my experience today.

2. Greedy fans nearly ruined the show. I wrote about the con's main problem two years ago and it's only gotten worse. Popular writers such as Geoff Johns and Brian Michael Bendis were swamped by fans who wanted them to sign 50 or more comic books. And organizers inexplicably continued to let this happen. This must stop. Next year, all top-tier creators should sign no more than three items per person, just as artist Jim Lee did this year. Anything more than that is simply greedy -- or fodder for eBay.

3. Baltimore Comic-Con has become too impersonal. The show I once considered the biggest small show is now the smallest big show. And in making that leap, the priorities have shifted. It's less about fans and more about headline creators. It's less about accessibility and more about profitability. The friendly, intimate environment I enjoyed in years past has been replaced by something I do not welcome. I'm not sure how this can be addressed, but for the sake of the con, it must be.

Of course, this year's event wasn't a bust. I had some truly enjoyable and memorable moments at Baltimore Comic-Con.

1. I met Ron Marz, creator of one of the most interesting heroes to come along in the last two decades, Kyle Rayner the Green Lantern that succeeded Hal Jordan. I learned that Ron originally wanted the character to be a woman, but that was disallowed by DC Comics. Instead, he created an engaging and flawed hero that captured my imagination. It was a joy to finally meet Ron and get him to sign my miniature HeroClix figure of the character he created.

2. My power shopping yielded some great finds, including several more HeroClix for an old set I'm trying to complete, a hard-to-find HeroClix figure of the Dr. Doom seen in Marvel's classic "Secret Wars," and a new version of the old G.I. Joe character Rock n Roll. And why, you ask, do I care so much about that particular G.I. Joe character? Because that was the first one my Dad bought me. Nobody messes with Rock n Roll.

3. I said hello again to Jim Calafiore and Mark McKenna, the artists of the "Exiles" pages I bought last year, and briefly met Rags Morales, artist behind the blockbuster DC Comics tale Identity Crisis, and writer Brian Michael Bendis, who was thanked for acknowledging my 30th birthday last year.

So make no mistake. The good outweighed the bad. And I'll doubtless return next year to Baltimore Comic-Con, which is slated to include legend-in-his-own-time artist George Perez. But I found this year much more of a mixed bag than in years past. Here's hoping for a better experience next year.

9.26.2008

MST3K ladies' shirts now available!

Per my earlier posts...they've now released ladies' black shirts with the MST3K catchphrases.

My favorites:

  • Bring me a sampo!
  • I call no way!
  • The high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!
  • Turn down your lights (where applicable)
  • ...the hell?
  • Rex Dart, Eskimo spy!
  • Normal view, normal view, NORMAL VIEEEEEEW!
Update: They not only have black shirts, they have these shirts in red, Caribbean blue, and violet. All very pretty colors. I likey.



Google opposes California's anti-gay marriage bill

From Sergey Brin, Co-founder & President of Google:
While we respect the strongly-held beliefs that people have on both sides of this argument, we see this fundamentally as an issue of equality. We hope that California voters will vote no on Proposition 8 -- we should not eliminate anyone's fundamental rights, whatever their sexuality, to marry the person they love.
Read the full blog post.

Getting ready for Comic Con

Tomorrow, Annie and I are headed to Baltimore Comic-Con, the annual geekfest where I look for good deals and Annie hunts for diamonds in the rough.

This year's top guests include writer Brian Michael Bendis, who singlehandedly proved to Annie that Spider-Man can be a fun read, and artist Jim Lee, who makes everything look pretty. Annie and I are stuffing our backpacks with items for these and other attendants to sign, not because we want to make our books more valuable but because we want to simply say "hello" and "thank you" to some of the people whose work we've particularly enjoyed.

I'm being careful, though, to leave much room in my backpack for the many items I'm sure to bring home. I'll try to stick to a modest budget for trade paperbacks, HeroClix and other goodies, but I'll doubtless overspend. I do that every year. You'd think the Stormtroopers could keep me in line, but no.

Actually, on second thought, I may actually underspend this year. If the line for Jim Lee is as long as I fear it will be, I won't be doing anything other than standing around and tapping my foot...

9.25.2008

I made this!

I got home late-ish tonight and quickly headed to the workout room. By the time I was done there, it was after 8 p.m. and I was starving. And, strangely, I was craving that fantastic combo of hot sauce and blue cheese. So it was time to get creative.

This recipe took about 15 minutes to make and tasted great. Let's see. Gotta name it. How about...

Buffalo pasta with blue cheese

Ingredients:
  • 8 oz. mostaccioli pasta (or whatever kind of pasta you prefer)
  • 1 can Italian-style sliced stewed tomatoes
  • 1 small can of green beans, or half a regular-sized can of green beans, drained
  • 1/3 cup hot sauce (I used Frank's Red Hot)
  • 4 Tbsp. flour
  • About an ounce of crumbled blue cheese (to taste)
Directions:
  1. Cook pasta according to directions on package.
  2. While pasta is cooking, toss tomatoes (with juice) into a small saucepan and add drained can of green beans and hot sauce. Cook on medium heat, stirring occasionally.
  3. Two minutes before pasta is finished cooking, add flour to vegetable mixture and stir until sauce is thickened.
  4. Serve pasta topped with vegetable sauce and crumbled blue cheese. Serves two.

The doctor still isn't in

You might recall that I, two months ago, decided to assemble a Dr. Horrible costume as inspired by Joss Whedon's glorious short film of the same name. I quickly identified many of the costume's key pieces, placed orders and hoped to soon look in the mirror and find Dr. Horrible looking back at me.

Sadly, those plans have not yet come to pass. I promptly received the gloves I ordered from Welder Source, but the goggles and boots I ordered from Morton Safety were backordered. With plenty of time to spare before Halloween, though, I let my order stand and shifted thoughts of the costume to my mental back burner.

Fast forward two months and my order is finally delivered. Unfortunately, the first thing I notice is the shoddy packaging job by Morton Safety. The box was actually open when it arrived, as evidenced by the picture at right. I was fortunate in that nothing fell out or was stolen, but I was rather perturbed to see that this is what $20 in shipping costs bought me. Not that I expected to have the package delivered on a bed of rose petals, but I thought I could get reliable service for $20.

The next thing I noticed -- and this was the more significant problem -- was that the goggles I received were not the goggles that I ordered. As you can see in the picture at left, the goggles are not the silver ones as seen in "Dr. Horrible" and were advertised on the Morton Safety web site. No, these are green. And as someone who chose to go through Morton Safety solely because they had goggles that precisely matched the ones worn by Dr. Horrible, this was incredibly disappointing.

I quickly dashed an e-mail off to Morton Safety complaining about the packaging and the goggles, making it abundantly clear how much they'd let me down. I heard back yesterday from the company.

I was offered a contrite apology for the package condition and was told "that should never happen." With regards to the goggles, it seems the company tried desperately to match the silver goggles used in "Dr. Horrible," but was unable. "Believe me," the Morton Safety employee wrote, "I tried calling everywhere to get those grey goggles. I must have called over 20 places." He noted that once the company realized it couldn't restock the silver goggles, it replaced the advertising on its web site with an updated picture and sought to bring customers up to speed. He said that he "tried to make sure I emailed everyone to look at the new picture on the website that was placed over a month ago. There were about 50 orders, and it's hard to do all that (being one person)." The employee noted "it's still possible to fix them up before Halloween, getting a few ideas with the paint and such. We can stay in touch, and I can help you get ideas on how to fix them up more."

So... I've resigned myself to the notion that I'll have to play arts and crafts with the goggles that I'd expected to arrive in ready-to-wear condition. But I'm still not sure how I should regard Morton Safety. With exasperation, because they didn't deliver what I ordered? With appreciation, because they did all they could? Or something else entirely? I don't know.

What do you think?

9.24.2008

Memo to Hollywood

To: Lorenzo di Bonaventura
From: Joshua Lynsen
Re: G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

In the interest of pleasing longtime G.I. Joe fans and maximizing the profitability of your movie, I offer the following suggestion for your consideration.

You are doubtless familiar with the public service announcements that followed each episode of the classic G.I. Joe cartoons. These postscripts continue to be well recognized and popular today. I believe that you can capitalize on this popularity to drive repeat traffic to "G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra."

Consider filming three to five PSAs, each starring one of your film's main characters, to run after the credits. Randomly attach one PSA to each print sent to theaters. It is my belief that many viewers who enjoy the film will readily pay to see it again in the hopes that they'll catch a different PSA.

It should be noted that this tactic is not without precedent. The movie "Clue" was released to theaters with different endings on different film prints.

Should you have any questions, I stand ready to assist you. Thank you for your time and attention.

9.23.2008

BlogWorld Expo '08 rocks my socks

BlogWorld Expo...where to begin?

As I write this, I am totally exhausted, my head is a jumble of disconnected anecdotes, names, faces, brightly-lit buildings, and Twitter handles. And I can't get the R&B/house music out of my head or the cigar smoke out of my clothes. I'm also pretty sure I caught something from the filthy slot machines. (Yep. I was in Vegas, all right.)

In no particular order, here are some of the cool things that happened:
  • I hadn't even been in Vegas for an hour before I met my first new friend, Dorothee (pictured at right). We hung out at the TechSet party at a club in the Mirage hotel, and again on Sunday night at some various clubs in the MGM Grand and New York, New York. It was great to have someone there to walk around with - it prevented me from reverting to a wallflower, as I tend to do at parties where I literally know no one. Not only that, but she's totally awesome to talk to. Oh yeah, and we were TIGERS.

  • The keynotes and panels were so helpful, especially one on Mommy Bloggers and How to Reach Them. Panelists Stefania Pomponi, Sheila Bernus Dowd, and Sheila Getgood provided a wealth of helpful information.

  • Zappos threw a party on Saturday night, featuring a live performance by Judson Laipply, AKA the Evolution of Dance guy (pictured at right). It was so cool! I met him and gave him a hug, and got a photo with him. So cool. He's a really nice guy!

  • I had a ball being the "KaBOOM! evangelist," spreading the good news about KaBOOM! and our super cool new KaBOOM! Playspace Finder and its accompanying widget. I love where I work and what I do, and the enthusiasm was contagious. People were genuinely excited by KaBOOM! and parents were particularly jazzed about giving the KaBOOM! Playspace Finder a spin.

  • Among the amazing people I met was Chris Brogan, who I am now convinced is the coolest person alive.

  • I hung out with some very cool people, many of who I'm now following on Twitter (advance apologies if I miss anyone): Tessa Horehled, Michelle Evans, Greg Swan, Nathan T. Wright, Sarah Townsend, Eric Schlissel, Tracy Benham, Nicole Simon, Melissa Silverstein, Alan Underkofler, Jeremy Tanner, Ronald Lewis, Nadia Nascimento, Lucretia M. Pruitt, Rebecca Bollwitt, Angie A Swartz, Tim Street, Samer Forzley, Matt Dickman, Rob Reed, Erich Petersen, Celeste Lindell, Schlomo Rabinowitz, Ezra Butler, Sarah East, Shashi Bellamkonda, Lee LeFever, Jesse Stay, Amanda Huneke, Tracy Benham, Liz Strauss, Rick Calvert, Dave Cynkin and Tristan Harris.

  • I was deeply saddened to find that the Star Trek Experience closed Sept. 1, for good. I really, really wanted to eat at Quark's bar. I could see it through the grating, and it was awesome.

  • I broke even playing the penny and quarter slots for an hour. W00t!

More thoughts as they come to me. For now...sleep.

A good week for games

The video game news has been coming so fast and furious lately that I've exhausted myself trying to keep up. Here's a quick recap...

• The release date for "Sam & Max" has been set for Oct. 7. As if that wasn't reason enough to jump for joy, a bonus disc also has been announced. People who preorder the game will receive on release day a free disc that contains songs, behind-the-scenes videos and more. I've preordered my copy. Why haven't you preordered yours?

• Once rumored, "Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories" is now official. The PlayStation 2 game, first released in Japan early last year, seems like it'll be worth the wait. The game is getting some meaningful enhancements for its release here, and will be sold at a discounted price. Alas, Dec. 2 seems so far away.

• Nintendo has scheduled a press conference for Oct. 2. Ooo! What will they talk about? I haven't the foggiest idea, but other people have developed some interesting theories.

• "Retro Game Challenge," a game that fascinated me when I first learned about it during E3, is one step closer to release. The box art has been leaked. But still no rating or release date? Grr. Argh.

• And last but not least, Monday marked the release of "Mega Man 9" on Nintendo Wii. A hectic start to this week prevented me from logging any time with the game on Day 1, but lo, there is retro goodness in my future. Mega retro goodness.

9.22.2008

Wait, what happened to Joe Biden?


Something is seriously askew at Yahoo Mail. Their system keeps insisting to me that "Barack Obama prepares to name running mate" is the latest and greatest news -- despite that headline being ONE MONTH OLD.

Click on the image above to see the login page Yahoo Mail gave me this evening, and the MacBook Pro's date and time stamp.

World War III in 328 pages

I'm not what one would call subtle about my love for the G.I. Joe franchise. I grew up watching the cartoons, reading the comics and playing with the figures. I also invoke the classic "now you know" phrase almost as often as Barney Stinson tells people to suit up.

So it might seem like a foregone conclusion that I would praise "G.I. Joe: World War III," the recently released, 328-page finale to a comic series that began 25 years ago. But this praise is well deserved -- and not lightly given. I would not hesitate to take writer Mark Powers to task if he didn't deliver a proper bookend to the classic franchise. Had he thought too small, mishandled key characters, or failed to give adequate closure to this beloved franchise, I'd tell you.

I'm pleased to say, though, that Mark did a fantastic job with "World War III." He crafted a G.I. Joe story of unprecedented scope, yet kept the tale focused. He humanized Duke, the Joe's all-too-often flatly portrayed field commander, and showed that Cobra Commander, a villain sometimes cast in sympathetic light, had become so twisted that even his closest lieutenants feared him. He also made the story remarkably accessible to readers who haven't touched a Joe comic in years, such as myself. Given the sizable baggage associated with this franchise's complex mythos, that's no small feat.

"World War III" is technically the fifth volume in the "G.I. Joe: America's Elite" series, the most recent incarnation of the long running comic. I bought it intending only to see how the writer and artists concluded the mythos that began in 1982, but after devouring the volume this weekend, I now am seeking other volumes from the series. If they're just as good, they deserve a spot on my bookshelf.

If you've ever had an interest in G.I. Joe, know that "World War III" deserves a spot on your bookshelf, too. It's an admirable conclusion to the series, an enjoyable trip down memory lane, and something to keep handy should next year's movie -- how should I put this? -- fall short of expectations.

9.19.2008

Virginia is for haters

It never ceases to amaze me how hurtful people can be. I was reminded of that today when I traveled to Virginia.

I was drawn there because I had to visit the Apple Store at Pentagon City to exchange our MacBook Pro's power adapter. The darn thing abruptly snapped, crackled and popped on me, so I travelled to Virginia to get a replacement.

That went fine. As usual, the Apple Store staff was upbeat and kind. Sadly, though, the same cannot be said of Metro riders.

When I boarded the train to take me home, I spotted the nearest open seat, plunked down and resumed reading the Washington Post issue I had with me. I was in my own little world, focusing on the editorial page and listening to my iPod when I realized the man sitting next to me was laughing derisively. The two men sitting across from me, apparently his friends, were doing the same. Having had enough experience with bullies in my life, I quickly surmised that I was the subject of their laughter. I decided to concentrate on the newspaper, though, and let them have their fun.

Apparently, these men who looked like frat boys and smelled of alcohol, decided my bleached hair and clean clothes meant I was queer as a three dollar bill. And the notion that I would nonchalantly sit next to one of them -- as though I had some right to sit wherever I liked -- was laughable. So they laughed. And then they laughed some more. "Fine," I thought. "Whatever." I had the headphones in, and while the music was soft, I could pretend not to hear them. Besides, it's always best to not engage such people, anyway.

But once the laughter subsided, the one sitting beside me leaned forward a bit and toward me so he could reach the wallet he kept in his back pocket. One of his friends sitting across from us burst out laughing again. "Hey," he said to the man siting beside me. "Stop trying to cop a feel!"

Oh yes. The maturity was clearly evident.

After that raucous laughter subsided, I caught bits and pieces of a conversation about "bear hunting," with one of the men noting that's something only "real men" do. They began to deride one of their absent male acquaintances who had declined to go bear hunting with them, apparently because "Ann" didn't think it was a good idea. The three proceeded to deride "Ann" and wonder aloud whether their absent acquaintance would perform sexual acts on another man if "Ann" thought that was a good idea.

Fortunately, the three reached their destination soon thereafter and rose to leave. Of course, they couldn't resist a few last digs before they left. One of the men asked the man who had been sitting beside me, "What about your boyfriend?" He laughed and responded by saying, "Maybe you can be my boyfriend." Laughter again followed, calming just in time for one of the three to utter "faggot" just before he left the train.

Virginia is for lovers? No. Virginia is for haters.

9.16.2008

iTunes' new "Genius" utility is pretty awesome.

File under the "things that endanger my pocketbook and free time" category...

The new version of iTunes has a "Genius" utility that does two things. First, if you highlight a song you own and have the "Genius" window open, it'll recommend similar music you can buy in the iTunes store. Its picks are a bit hit-and-miss, but I can see myself spending lots of money if I really spend some serious time messing with it and listening to samples.

Secondly, if you click the new "Genius" button while a song is highlighted, it'll construct a playlist out of music you already own that goes well with that song. And let me tell you, this is where the "genius" comes in. The playlists it created in my test run, far from being one-note or being entirely comprised of the artist I'd selected, actually were varied and indeed comprised of songs that evoked a similar mood. Here's an example:

Song selected: "Crush on Radio" by Visqueen
Recommended playlist included:
"Bit Rate Variations in B-Flat" by Beck
"Novocaine for the Soul" by Eels
"Tangerine Speedo" by Caviar
"In Your Room" by the Bangles
"I Kissed a Girl" by Jill Sobule
"Naked Eye" by Luscious Jackson
"You're So Damn Hot" by OK Go
"Fly Me Away" by Goldfrapp
"When I Grow Up" by Garbage
"Last Christmas" by Jimmy Eat World (a misfire, since it's a Christmas song, albeit one by an alternative artist)
"Malibu" by Hole
"Dancing With Myself" by the Donnas
"My Favourite Game" by the Cardigans
"Mother Mother" by Tracy Bonham
"Burden in My Hand" by Soundgarden
"Out Here All Night" by Damone
"Cherry Bomb" by the Runaways
"Wound Up" by Office
"Sullen Girl" by Fiona Apple
"Every Day Should Be a Holiday" by the Dandy Warhols
"Parentheses" by The Blow
"I Was Thinking I Could Clean Up for Christmas" by Amy Mann (misfire number two, but again the artist is spot-on)
"Who Loves the Sun" by the Velvet Underground
"Pretty Pink Ribbon" by Cake

Overall, I think it did pretty well! Now, the "Genius" utility doesn't work on every song. We tried a couple of Final Fantasy songs and got an error message saying the utility wasn't available for that song. But for what it is, man - it's pretty awesome.

9.15.2008

Tonight I was feeling saucy, so I...

...made Saucy Pork Chops for dinner. And they were deeeeeelish!

Saucy Pork Chops
From Simple and Delicious magazine

Ingredients:
4 boneless pork loin chops (1 inch thick and 6 ounces each)
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
4 ounces cream cheese, cubed
1/2 cup chicken broth (I actually used white wine instead, and it was great!)
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1/4 cup balsamic vinaigrette
1 tablespoon lemon juice

Directions:
In a large skillet, cook pork chops in oil over medium heat for 8-10 minutes on each side or until a meat thermometer reads 160°. Remove and keep warm. Add the cream cheese, broth, Parmesan cheese, vinaigrette and lemon juice to the skillet; cook and stir until blended. Return chops to the pan; heat through. Yield: 4 servings.

(Also, Ozzie - here's that recipe I promised.)

9.14.2008

Optimus Prime is dead

I think Optimus Prime is dead. So is Bumblebee, Ratchet and Metroplex. That's the only conclusion I can draw after my new "Transformers" video game keeps crashing in the same spot.

You might recall that I was super jazzed last month to purchase "Transformers G1: Awakening" by Glu. I finally got the game yesterday and had a blast playing through the first few levels. The mechanics are fairly solid, the difficulty is fair and the nostalgia joy is through the roof. The creators go so far as to have Jetfire debut as a Decepticon, then change sides, just as he did in the original cartoon. Yay!

I was ready to write a glowing review of the game, but then found that my Motorola RAZR V3 phone refuses to load the seventh level, "Checkmate." My phone shows me the level's opening screens, wherein Megatron and other Decepticons capture Optimus Prime and his Autobot strike team, but the game then freezes. It asks me to "please wait," but I've been waiting for 25 minutes now. My phone is either loading a level that would put "Final Fantasy XII" to shame or something's wrong here. I'm pretty sure it's the latter. Boo!

I'm going to e-mail Glu and see if they can help. I'm not sure what they'll suggest, as I've already tried powering down and restarting, but hopefully they can do something. At a stiff $6.99, "Transformers G1: Awakening" isn't cheap for a cell-phone game. But for me, it's not about the money so much as it's about wanting to continue playing a game I was enjoying.

Plus, I'm pretty sure Optimus Prime isn't dead. Hasbro wouldn't make the same mistake twice.

9.13.2008

Help me find new podcasts

I'm desperately seeking new podcasts - the ones I have right now either don't update frequently enough or are adding to my election season exhaustion.

What's your favorite non-political, preferably funny video or audio podcast?

Applecore!

I had a serious jones to go apple picking (it had been a couple years since I had been), so today we did some research online and headed out to the wilds of rural Maryland to get our hands on some lovely fruits of the fall season.

The orchard we went to, Baugher's, was really nice. However, they have a SERIOUSLY CREEPY MASCOT. (See right.)

A tractor pulled up shortly after we arrived, and we quickly got on board to hitch a ride to the orchard. While we waited to depart, Josh pointed out a fun sign that made us both laugh.

It was a nice ride out to the orchard. We noticed fun touches here and there, like signs pointing the way to San Francisco and a "Troll booth" demanding payment in apple cores.

It didn't take long for us to fill a peck-sized box with Golden Delicious and Jonathans. Man, did we come at the right time of year - usually when I've been to apple orchards, they're fairly picked over, so all the good apples are either up really high or deep into the orchard. But today, there were tons of perfectly ripe apples even at a children's reach level! It seemed like we'd stumbled upon some crazy secret apple stash.

Among the pick-your-own apples were a new variety I'd never heard of - Mutsu. I picked one to see what it was like. They're darker green than Golden Delicious and are pretty tart, not unlike a Granny Smith. Josh wasn't fond of them, and I didn't want to get them mixed up with the Golden Delicious in the fridge, so we decided not to bring any home.

Even though there were lots of great apples within easy reach, Josh loved going for the more challenging-to-reach ones. It was probably a good idea to leave the low-hanging ones for other people who don't have a tall guy like Josh in their apple-picking party, anyway.

We had a really nice time. The drive there and back, while long, was mostly through rural areas and little bed-and-breakfast communities: a refreshing change of pace from the big city.

And now, time for me to make dinner. I promised to make an apple pie tomorrow, and I may experiment with making apple donuts, too.

You can see more photos from our day on Flickr. Enjoy!

This one's for Dad.


We used to watch this together every Saturday morning. Last I checked, he still knew the theme song by heart.

9.12.2008

Brain over. VH1 = Very yes.

Thank. God. It's. Friday.

(Don't get the reference?.)

9.11.2008

This just in...

You see all those blog entries down there? Man, they're so 15 minutes ago. But this here? This is the good stuff. Here's the latest updates on some topics we've recently tackled.

• Contrary to what MTV previously reported, there are no plans for Philip Seymour Hoffman to play the Penguin in "The Dark Knight Returns." The actor has confirmed that he's not been approached to play the part. And that's too bad, because I think he'd make a great Penguin.

• There was a part of me that was tempted yesterday to call my comic shop, Jimmy Jams, and ask them nicely to set aside for me one of the "All Star Batman & Robin" issues that's been recalled. I figured since they're closing, they'd have no problem ignoring a directive from DC Comics. But then I remembered I don't care about "All Star Batman & Robin" and went back to ignoring Frank Miller.

• I might not be interested in the Xbox 360 price drop, but it's clearly enticing others. Some retailers are reporting that the system is now selling at six times the rate it was before the price was cut. I just wonder how many of those are replacement systems...

• Steve Jobs made me chuckle Tuesday when he affirmed what I said Sunday: That the iPod Touch is an awesome portable gaming device. Because, you know, it totally is. "Tap Tap" is great. "Break Classic" is a hoot. And have I mentioned lately that "Aurora Feint" is quite possibly the best free game ever?

• Finally, just when my frustration at the vague release date for "Sam & Max" was starting to fade, another video game I want is playing hard to get. "Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories" for the PlayStation 2, a remake of the Game Boy Advance game, needs a release date and it needs it now.

9.10.2008

Welcome, Washington Post Express readers!

09-10-08_1022.jpgOur blog got a pull quote in today's Washington Post Express, the free newspaper they hand out for you to read on Metro.

Since my phone's camera sucks, here's what the pull quote says (it's from this entry):

"While I appreciate Microsoft's price cut on the Xbox 360, it puts me no closer to ownership of the system. If they really wanted me to buy one, maybe they could send someone over to help me finish the games I already own." -BLOG.THINKLYNSEN.COM THINKS THE SYSTEM'S GAMES ARE ENTIRELY TOO DIFFICULT, EVEN FOR A REGULAR GAMER

UPDATE: You can see the online version of the column where we got the shout-out here.

More thoughts on Jimmy Jams

I want to echo what Josh said about the passing of our favorite store, Jimmy Jams, and add two more cents.

I remember the first time I saw the store. Josh and I were fans of the Winona store, and one day I was driving along Broadway and saw "Jimmy Jams" on the sign at Northbrook Shopping Center. I immediately pulled the car in and checked to see if it was the real deal, and it was. I had such a look of joy on my face when I walked in that I think I scared the bejesus out of the random guy who was working at the time. I immediately called Josh to tell him the good news, and we went back that night to bask in the store's glow again. Soon after that, they held their first Free Comic Book Day, which was when I met Mark's wife, Susan, and the four of us became fast friends.

Though I'm not nearly as big into comics as Josh, I always loved looking through the shelves at Jimmy Jams, seeing if there was a new "Birds of Prey" trade paperback or perhaps some random new indie comic I'd enjoy. And 24-hour game day was always a hoot. I'll never forget when we first learned how to play "Betrayal at House on the Hill" - now my favorite board game.

Like Josh said, sometimes it was easy to forget you were in a store when you visited Jimmy Jams. I'd take that one step further. I grew up in Rochester, but my parents moved away shortly after I got my own place. Once Josh and I moved to the east coast, whenever I visited Rochester I found Jimmy Jams to be my "home base," that one, consistent place you can visit at any time, see old friends, and feel, well, at home. It reminds me of the things and people I liked in Rochester. Sometimes when I was in town for work I would drop in and surprise Mark, who always greeted me with a big smile and a hug. Though I know he'll still greet me with a smile and a hug when I visit the area, the idea of losing that place "where everybody knows your name" breaks my heart.

I have so many happy memories of the store. In fact, I was so committed to the store's welfare that I kept my comic book subscriptions through them even after I moved out here. I guess one woman's purchasing power isn't enough to make up for a troubled economy, but regardless of its passing, Jimmy Jams will always remain in my heart as a special place where we had a lot of fun.

Goodbye, old friend

Wednesdays are usually happy days for comic book fans. It's the day new books arrive in stores. It's the day we read the next chapter in our favorite serials. It's the day we can pretend we're kids again. But it's with a heavy heart that I think about comics this Wednesday. For this is one of the last Wednesdays that my favorite comic store, Jimmy Jams, is open in Rochester, Minn.

Open since 2003, Jimmy Jams can best be described as a welcoming haven for geeks of all stripes. With a wide array of comics, games and other merchandise, the store offers something to please anyone. You want to read the latest Marvel crossover? No problem. You want to chuckle at a "Superman" issue written 40 years ago? Sure thing. You want to find an obscure manga, grab a used video game, or buy some "Magic" boosters? They got you covered. Jimmy Jams is an oasis of coolness in the blase desert that is Rochester.

And that oasis is populated by some great people. Once upon a time, I coordinated HeroClix tournaments that were held in the store's large gaming space. Long before my Saturday afternoons were dedicated to kung fu lessons, I presided over the rolls of dice and movement of miniatures, doling out prizes twice a month. The players were great. As were the onlookers. As were the customers I met when I frequently stopped to chat or buy another trade paperback. There's just something about the store that's calming and enveloping.

Undoubtedly, the store's greatest asset is its manager, Mark. A man of infinite kindness, enthusiasm and comic-book knowledge, Mark is the kind of employee that any specialty store would envy. He knows his store's inventory and how to sell it. But more importantly, he cares about his customers. He knows how to help them -- even the lost ones who haven't bought a comic in years -- find what they seek. He thinks as fans do because he is one. That's what made it so fun to hang in the store with him.

Back when we lived in Rochester, Annie and I would often swing by Jimmy Jams on nights or weekends Mark was working, just to chat. Our conversations were so enjoyable, so relaxed, that it felt like we were simply talking over beers as I browsed the bookshelves of someone's parlor. It was only when the door opened and a customer entered that I remembered we were in a store.

My favorite store.

And now it's closing.

Privy as I was to some inner workings, the news still hit me like a ton of back issues. The simple truth is the store couldn't thrive in the current economy, plagued first by a downturn, then a recession, and now something that seems on the cusp of depression. I had hoped the store could weather it all, but Jimmy Jams, like many small comic shops around the country, is crying uncle. It saddens me. It saddens me more than I can fully explain.

The going-out-of-business sale has begun. Most items have had their prices slashed in half. The lights will go dark at the end of this month. Today is one of the last times the store will receive a shipment of new comics.

Thank goodness that Annie and I were able to spend time in Jimmy Jams when we went to Minnesota earlier this year. Thank goodness we were able to hang there with Mark and his wife, Susan, one last time. And thank goodness we have so many fond memories we will take with us. It's the store that truly brought me back into comics after I'd abandoned them in college. It's the store where Annie and I learned to play our favorite game, "Betrayal at House on the Hill." It's the store that worked selflessly each year to raise money for the Rochester Public Library. It's the store that more than once stayed open all night to host a 24-hour game day.

It's the store... It's the store that let you be yourself. And for that, we can never thank it enough.

Goodbye, old friend. We'll miss you.

9.09.2008

Johnny Depp to be Riddler, Philip Seymour Hoffman to be Penguin in next Batman film

From MTV.com...
In an interview with MTV News conducted just hours ago at the Toronto Film Festival, Michael Caine — there to promote “Is There Anybody There?” — seemed to confirm rumors that the next installment of the “Batman” film franchise will feature two very well-known names playing the roles of The Riddler and the Bumbershoot Bandit, The Penguin. “They’ve already got them in mind,” said Caine, when asked who he’d like to see take up arms against the Caped Crusader. “It’s Johnny Depp as The Riddler. And The Penguin is Philip Seymour Hoffman. I read it in the paper.”

So Caine is like the rest of us, reading gossip in the tabloids, right? Except for one thing…according to the actor, he confirmed the news through the studio itself.

Gimme Mo' Mo Rocca

From current.org
NPR reportedly okays CBS-TV pilot based on Wait Wait

NPR has agreed to let CBS Entertainment make a pilot for a TV show based on Wait Wait ... Don’t Tell Me!, according Media Bistro’s Fishbowl DC blog. CBS will finance the pilot and decide whether to commission a TV series, says a Sept. 4 NPR memo published by the blog.
I love "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!" - even more so since they went way above and beyond to send Josh a 30th birthday wish last year. Here's hoping the show comes to pass, and retains the awesomeness of the radio program.

No, Xbox, I'm not going to buy you

I won't dispute that aside from some technical problems, the Xbox 360 is a decent system with decent games. And I won't pretend that its recent price drop didn't momentarily make me consider buying one.

But as much as I'd like to someday try "Fable," "Knights of the Old Republic" and "Final Fantasy XIII," I don't need another game system. Seriously. I've got more than enough games already.

I'm in the middle of a host of role-playing games, including "Disgaea," "Final Fantasy XII" and "Super Paper Mario." I have save files bookmarking my progress in no less than three "Legend of Zelda" games. And there are more casual games, like "Rez" and "Teen Titans" that I haven't touched in ages and have yet to finish.

So while I appreciate Microsoft's price cut on the Xbox 360, it puts me no closer to ownership of the system. If they really wanted me to buy one, maybe they could send someone over to help me finish the games I already own.

9.08.2008

The three faces of Two-Face

One of my favorite weekly columns is Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed. Its contents are geeky, but sometimes the fodder for good cocktail conversations. Take, for example, this recent revelation about Billie Dee Williams' failed efforts to play Two-Face in the old "Batman" films...

When Williams signed on to play Harvey Dent in the first Batman film, as part of his contract, he was signed on to play Two-Face if/when the Batman films decided to use the villain. However, when Tim Burton decided to pass on Batman Forever, the second sequel to the film, incoming director Joel Schumacher did not want Williams for the role, so the producers instead paid Williams his fee for the film for NOT appearing in the movie as Two-Face. That led to Tommy Lee Jones becoming Two-Face.

Interestingly, the workaround didn't begin there. It actually began during "Batman Returns." As the column explains...

Williams was originally going to be in Batman Returns, as well, to set up his role as Two-Face, and those scenes were cut from the film (prior to filming, I believe). So Williams may also have been paid to not appear in Batman Returns, as well.

Although it would have been interesting to see Williams' take on the classic villain, we got a good performance from Tommy Lee Jones in "Batman Forever." Of course, we got an even better performance from Aaron Eckhart in "The Dark Knight," but that's neither here nor there.

Anyway... If your circle of friends include a comic geek or two, I'd suggest taking a look at Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed. Read it and you might just be able to beat the geek at their own game.

9.07.2008

Clearing out the backlog

Between my promotion and trip to Denver, things got pretty hectic for me last month. That's why my blogging was rather lacking. So I'm going to spend some time this lazy Sunday to share some of the things I meant to write about in August.

• Just in time for Christmas, the Hero Initiative is publishing a collection of former Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Stan Lee's columns. "Stan's Soapbox," available for $15 in comic and book stores this November, is totally getting added to my Christmas wish list.

• Remember that "Haunted Mansion" book I wrote about in May? Well, that comic series is quickly coming to an end. SLG Publishing has revealed they lost the license after Disney made it too costly to renew. Sigh.

• I've had mixed experiences with "Dungeons & Dragons," but the franchise caught my eye again last month when it revealed a new "Tiny Adventures" application on Facebook. It intrigues me. Might this be the function that finally makes me get a Facebook account?

• Annie and I are bummed that the release of "Sam & Max," a point-and-click adventure for the Nintendo Wii, has been delayed. We're more bummed, though, that it's unclear when the game will hit stores. October? November? Nobody seems to know for sure.

• Enticed by the box office haul of "Transformers," studios are now seriously working toward releasing movies inspired by the "He-Man" and "Voltron" franchises. Sources say the "He-Man" script is "very true to the characters," and "Voltron" will sport the heavy greenscreen approach used by "300" and "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow."

• Marvel Comics is finally set to publish the long-in-production sequel to "Marvels," its greatest story ever told. The six-issue series begins in December and demands my attention and hard-earned money. Just don't screw this up, Marvel. Seriously.

• And if you need a good laugh, check out this collection of old video game commercials. From the random Japanese sales pitch for "Final Fantasy IV" to PlayStation spot that berates a grandmother attempting to play a game, you can't help but wonder, "What were they thinking?"

Apple > Nintendo

I've seen increasing chatter lately about Apple's iPhone (and iPod Touch) representing the greatest challenge yet to the Nintendo DS handheld system. And it's true. The PlayStation Portable sure isn't a threat.

Nintendo and its supporters are quick to dismiss the talk, saying the iPhone and DS are not competitors. But let's face it. At the end of the day, both products fit in your pocket and play games. I can't play both at the same time, so they're competing for my attention. And the one that's getting more attention from me is Apple's machine.

Yes, the iPod Touch is my "teh awesomes" new toy. But two months after I got my it, I find myself using it to play more games on the go than I ever did with my Nintendo DS. Such simple treats as Othello, Aurora Feint and the now-vanished Tris are perfect to play during my daily commutes on Metro. By comparison, Nintendo DS games are all too often built around more complex experiences, thus requiring the same time and dedication that console games demand.

I'm not alone in my love of the iPod Touch as a legitimate gaming platform. In the first 20 days of its release, "Super Monkey Ball" for iPhone and iPod Touch sold 300,000 copies. A few more releases like that, and Nintendo really will have to sit up and take notice.

Of course, part of the reason the iPod Touch appeals to me is because many of its most casual games are free. I have yet to buy an iPod Touch game. But it should be noted that I'm not inherently opposed to the notion. And should the rumors be true that "Lego Batman" is coming to the system, I'd unhesitatingly open my wallet for that.

Maybe it's because of experiences like mine that Nintendo is sensing a loss -- or at least a lost opportunity -- in the casual gaming market. Maybe that's why it finally this week will again put in stores two long-out-of-print, casual games for the Nintendo DS: "Clubhouse Games" and "Hotel Dusk." And maybe that's why Nintendo is apparently hard at work on its next handheld system.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not about to sell my Nintendo DS. But I'm not exactly rushing to buy new games for it. And I do find myself now recharging my iPod Touch far more frequently than my Nintendo DS. So, Nintendo? Here's some free advice for you: You might want to do something about that.

9.06.2008

Subject to change, indeed

I stumbled across this image several weeks ago, but it still makes me chuckle.

If you don't get the joke, "Final Fantasy VII" is widely regarded as the best and most popular installment in the franchise. Not bad for a game that hit stories in 1997. People remember it so fondly that they've been clamoring for it to be remade to take advantage of the latest gaming technology. No remake has been announced -- instead, we've seen a bunch of prequels and sequels -- but many people are keeping their fingers crossed. Including, apparently, the staff at Best Buy.

Needless to say, no "Final Fantasy VII" remake was released Aug. 16. But, you know, the store ad notes the release date was "subject to change." The game probably just got delayed a few weeks. I'm sure we'll see it soon.

Who is Wonderdog?

Wonderdog is the reason that many people are dropping the "Teen Titans" comic like a hot potato.

I haven't read "Teen Titans" since brilliant writer Geoff Johns left the book a few years back, so I wasn't aware of the controversial animal until I visited the DC Comics messageboards earlier today. Boy howdy are people angry at current writer Sean McKeever and editor Dan DiDio. And after seeing the pages that people are talking about, it's easy to see why.

Never intended as a kid's book, "Teen Titans" nonetheless crossed into grotesque and senseless territory in its most recent issue. The final pages look more like a insipid slasher tale than a book starring teenage heroes Robin and Wonder Girl. The fact that this tale of horror was sold as "heartwarming" is mind boggling.

Readers are rightfully taking DC Comics to task for the issue, calling it "tasteless" and "the worst excuse of a comic that I have ever read." I understand that the comic is being released during the company's bleak "Final Crisis" crossover, but this is just further evidence that it's time for DC Comics to end that story and publish stories again that are fun to read.

Until that happens -- until "Teen Titans" gets a new writer -- you can continue to count me out.

Is your city a playful city?

Just announced today from KaBOOM!: the 67 Playful City USA communities for 2008!



If your city is among the new Playful City USA communities, you can send someone an e-card to spread the good news! (Yours truly worked with a design studio to put together the e-cards.)

9.04.2008

More Hulu awesomeness

Here are some other free shows on Hulu that you won't want to miss:

Spider-Man: The Animated Series
Here's episode 1 - you can watch all 13 on Hulu.


Jack of All Trades
Here's episode 1 - you can watch all 22 on Hulu.


Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Here's episode 1 - you can watch many more on Hulu.


Firefly
Here's episode 1 - you can watch all of the rest of the episodes on Hulu.


Angel
Here's episode 1 - you can find the rest of the first season on Hulu.


Have you checked out Hulu yet? If so, post your favorite finds in the comments.

In case you didn't hear...

Dr. Horrible can be watched online for free again, thanks to Hulu.

But why go all the way to Hulu when you can watch it RIGHT HERE?



(All three acts included!)

Ta da!

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In honor of Don LaFontaine's memory...

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We humbly present "5 guys in a limo." Enjoy.

9.02.2008

Dr. Horrible goodness (er...)

Day one of release, and the soundtrack is #2 on iTunes. Wow.

Here are the liner notes and lyrics.

And here's a fun video of star Felicia Day at PAX getting serenaded by the Bad Horse song.

9.01.2008

In light of convention season...


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