9.30.2010

An unpatrolled sea has many pirates

Hipsters like to yap about Apple's awkward — if not backward — approach to iPhone app approval. It's an imperfect system, to be sure, but it's a system that generally works. Unlike the Android Market.

Apps available on this burgeoning forum apparently go through little or no review process. Google, who administers the Android Market and polices its content, has decided the sea is wide open to anyone who wishes to sail on it. Honest businessman? Welcome! Rogue dealer? Hello! It's an incredibly problematic approach that has yielded a sea with many pirates. Some of these pirates are presenting trademarked or copyrighted work as theirs to distribute and are profiting from that deception. Others are wrongly facilitating users to steal materials — or make use of stolen materials — that were illegally copied and distributed. All of these swindlers are committing rampant intellectual property theft as freely as you would change socks. Consider the following examples:

Harry Potter 1-7 Collection, a free app that presents all seven volumes in "eBook" format
Pokemon ROM Pokedex, a 99¢ app that includes "15 Pokémon ROMs for game boy and gameboy advance!"
Rom Buddy, a $2.99 app that is used to "download Roms for all your favorite systems for use on popular emulator apps"
The legend of ZELDA, a free app that accepts "donations" in return for a copy of the classic Nintendo game
Star Wars IV Theme Ringtone, a 99¢ app that gives buyers a "free ringtone after purchase!"

Hundreds of copyright violations like these exist on the Android Market. Google makes it clear in its Content Policy for Developers that "violations of intellectual property rights" will "result in account termination." But it's a policy that's not enforced. Or at least not enforced enough. Google needs to step up the enforcement. Today.

I'm not the first one to complain about this problem. Far from it. Google, however, continues to insist on letting every ship onto the sea. Sure, it will track down and eliminate a few pirates here and there, but that's a weak, reactive solution that gives developers little incentive to work with Google on legitimate Android Market ventures. What's needed is an approach that's stronger and more proactive.

Does this mean Google should follow Apple's example and effectively check the papers of every ship before it's allowed to set sail? I don't know. I'm open to reasonable suggestions and I imagine there's a happy medium here somewhere. But the "open sea" approach has produced illegal, untenable results that cannot be ignored. It's time for Google to acknowledge its mistake and make right.

9.29.2010

Sesame Street presents '12 Angry Men'


I have jury duty today in Montgomery County and can't wait to meet the 11 other angry men.

9.28.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 12 - A Movie That You Hate

There are a fair number of these, so I'll rattle off a few that always surprise people...

The Matrix
Wedding Crashers
Spider-Man
Gladiator
Beowulf
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3
The Dark Knight

9.27.2010

Tokyo-bound

Picture from Doomsday Labs
"Tokyo wasn't so much a city as a fractal explosion, a sprawling megalopolis of inhuman scale. It was a wilderness of hideous beauty, a jungle forged from iron and pulsing with neon, at once a sensory playground of endless lights and relentless noise and a dead gray wasteland of oppressive ferroconcrete tenements and faceless skyscrapers. Tokyo made an oxymoron of the phrase "urban planning," turned buzz-words like "managed growth" into bureaucratic gallows humor. Buildings begat streets begat highways begat subways begat buildings. It was impossible to imagine Tokyo was constructed by people. Harder still to believe it was made for people. Tokyo seemed the result of some constantly mutating virus, or a parasitic growth run amok–some being wholly indifferent to the health and welfare of human brings, yet dependent upon them for its survival.
Yet for all that, the city wasn't some dystopian nightmare. There were beautiful parks, clean streets. There were ancient temples and shrines, forgotten neighborhoods that still possessed an antique charm of days gone by. Crime was low, trains ran on time, and twenty million people mostly tolerated twenty million other people."
-Isaac Adamson, Hokkaido Popsicle (2002)
And that's where we're going this November.

You may recall that, for my 30th birthday last year, Josh got me an amazing gift - money to take a trip anywhere in the world I wanted to go. Being the firey, stereotypical Sagittarian I am, I possess a persistent wanderlust that makes this gift very appealing, yet nearly paralyzed me for all the choices available. Upon initial reflection I'd settled on Egypt, but upon further examination of prices, I decided that wasn't going to work.

Thanks to TravelZoo, however, I recently stumbled across one of those deals-you-can't-refuse: a 5-night stay in Tokyo, including hotel and airfare, for $1,288 a person.

I'd previously written off Tokyo as an option, because it's notoriously the one of most expensive places to visit. But Josh and I had talked about going for a couple of years now, and we even have travel guides and some rudimentary knowledge of the language (between us, we know about five phrases...obviously we're going to attempt to learn more before we go).

We're coming at this trip as pretty much a blank slate. Unlike certain destinations, we don't have any preconceived notions of what we HAVE to see and do. We sprang for a daytrip to Kyoto by bullet train, which is going to be awesome, but beyond that we have no agenda.

So we're putting the question to you, our readers. What should we see, what should we do, what should we eat, and what should we avoid in Tokyo? Help us out!

9.26.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 11 - A movie that changed your opinion about something

I had zero - ZERO - interest in ever seeing a monster movie.

Until Josh sat me down and showed me "Aliens."


Aliens showed me that creature features can be intelligent, suspenseful, and even occasionally have an awesome female lead who kicks butt.

But only very, very rarely.

9.25.2010

Starlog: The games we (used to) play

Time is a funny thing. When you're young, 30 years seems an inconceivably long period. When you're 30, three decades suddenly has meaning. And when you're old, 30 years seem to have passed in the blink of an eye.

So this week's blast from Starlog's past is just as likely to make you laugh as cry. An article from the magazine's July 1980 issue discusses that year's Toy Fair, an annual event that continues to this day. But unlike the current trends to make toys that encourage physical activity, the top toys from three decades ago focused on "the rapidly rising interest in electronic games and the science-fiction boom." That's why the notion of bringing "Space Invaders" out of the arcades and into people's homes was nothing less than the bee's knees. Need proof? Just read this excerpt from the article, in which the author adorably describes Atari with all the reverence that a contemporary writer might give the Sony PlayStation 3 or Nintendo Wii:

One of the most popular games in amusement arcades today is the "Space Invaders" electronic machine. No less than three toy manufacturers are introducing home editions for those who can't get enough. Atari, the leader in television video games, has not only added a "Space Invaders" cartridge to their video computer system library, but they are kicking off a new line of hand-held "Space Invaders" games. Entex and Mego have released similar games under the names of "Alien Invader" and "Invasion from Space."

Also lauded in the article as among the many "exciting" toys on display at the 1980 Toy Fair was the Omni Entertainment System, "a quiz game in which prerecorded 8-track tapes provide the questions and two to four players must spell out the answers on their keyboards." And the game Milton impressed for using a "speech chip" rather than "conventional record or tape recording" to achieve its interactive magic.

I could go on, but you get the idea. Back in 1980, I daresay nobody could have envisioned the home entertainment options available to us today. The leaps and bounds by which we've advanced is almost ridiculous. It makes you wonder how things will be different three decades hence…

9.24.2010

Stop marketing directly to my brain, Apple!

OK, I already own two iPods. I have an iPod Classic and an iPod Nano: each a few years old. Each totally working for my needs.

Until THIS came along...



First of all, I love the song "Short Skirt Long Jacket" by Cake. So that's a win right there.

Secondly, how cool is it to show off the album art from the music you're listening to? Maaaan...I don't even listen to my Nano in public much, just in the gym at our apartment building. But still...it calls to me.

Get out of my head, Apple!

9.23.2010

Outside perspective

Here's a question for all our readers who live outside the D.C. area: If you could visit any five locales in Washington, which would you choose?

I ask because now that Annie and I are creeping up on the fifth anniversary of our relocation, we're losing that "wow" factor as we move around town. The National Air & Space Museum? Such a tourist magnet. The Reflecting Pool? Not as deep as you'd think. And the White House? Yeah, that's the building you can't drive past. Ever. Well, not unless you want to meet some very stern Secret Service agents.

It used to be that a journey down 16th Street into the District would spellbind me because the Washington Monument would loom in the distance. Now I don't even see it. And that's probably a good thing, because it means my eyes are on the road. But because one of our good friends is coming to visit next month, I'm looking for some outside perspective on what key buildings, memorials and sights would yield maximum tourist impact.

So what say you? The Lincoln Memorial? The Capitol Building? Arlington Cemetery? What five trademark D.C. locales would you most like to visit? Leave your list in the comments!

9.22.2010

Two wrongs can make a right

The first "Resident Evil" game was bad, but the sequels were an improvement. Conversely, the "Resident Evil" movies started out great and then fizzled. These rising and falling curves must intersect somewhere, right? Indeed they do.


Check out MTV's inspired decision to have the new movie's leading actors recite the first game's most notorious lines, including the awful "master of unlocking" bit. I consider this fairly strong evidence that two wrongs can make a right.

9.21.2010

Pheon is fun!

In tough economic times, things that are fun are valuable. And things that are free are valuable. But things that are fun and free? They're especially valuable. That's why I love Pheon.

The latest in the Smithsonian American Art Museum's series of alternate reality games, Pheon is much like the Ghosts of a Chance game the museum offered last year. Both games gave participants the opportunity to more thoroughly explore the museum and find new meaning in some of its most recognizable pieces. You're wisely encouraged to keep a generally low profile and not race through the halls, so the games graciously do little to interfere with the museum's tourist crowd. The emphasis is instead placed on team cooperation and puzzle solving, often through the use of text messaging. And there's a bit of role playing involved, too, which explains why our friend Paul is sporting a handlebar mustache in the above picture.

As you can see in these photos, Paul, Melissa, Annie and I very much enjoyed our experience. We found the Pheon game a more robust and refined experience than last year's Ghosts of a Chance. It seemed more popular, too, with young families and several teenagers joining the fun.

It's worth noting that the Pheon website will soon allow the game to continue online. Check it out starting Oct. 8. If the online version is anything like the experience we enjoyed Saturday, you won't be disappointed.

9.20.2010

Random photo gallery

During my recent swing through Minnesota to visit family, I also took a trip down memory lane. I found the Rochester Post-Bulletin building looking much the way I left it some five years ago. I enjoyed a brief chat with my successor and got the scoop on who's left the newsroom, who's still around and how much has changed in the area. In short: Not much.

I found more changes in Faribault, where I first worked following my college graduation. The small town, located about one hour's drive south of Minneapolis, has grown nicely since I left town in 2001. Unchanged, though, was the Faribault Daily News building.

Upon taking the travel photos, I was surprised to find that I still had a shot from CONvergence 2010 in my camera. This amusing image of actor Jeremy Bulloch talking with a costumed Boba Fett was taken during the same event discussed in this post.

Also, in case you haven't heard, I've picked up some contract work following my departure from the Washington Blade. I'm now helping complete a public affairs project for a small firm on Capitol Hill. And because the boss is so considerate, he occasionally treats us to lunch. Last week's order from We, The Pizza was delicious!

This random gallery's last photo comes from Baltimore Comic-Con. Do you remember my story about artist Herb Trimpe unmasking Cobra Commander? Here's my picture of him finishing the piece. I'm glad that I could give him the opportunity to draw something at the event other than Wolverine and Hulk, his most frequently requested characters.

Anyway, thanks for flipping through the photos with me. Have a great week!

9.19.2010

Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian — action!

Thanks to the Twitterverse for this fantastic photo. And if the post title is confusing to you, I'd recommend this link.

9.18.2010

Starlog: Denying a Dark Lord

Following last week's oh-so-serious look at Star Wars, I thought the anguished tale of Darth Vader actor David Prowse might give you a chuckle.

Did you know that 20th Century Fox initially tried to keep the identity of Darth Vader a secret? Or that David never saw "The Empire Strikes Back" script in full? Or that the actor once discussed hemorrhoids in costume? It's true! All of it! That and more is revealed in Starlog's interview with David in the July 1980 issue.

On that first item, the writer says that David's rise "to the height of international stardom" wasn't easy "for during the initial release of Star Wars, 20th Century Fox attempted to keep the identity of Darth Vader a secret."

He's quite happy now that Fox is freely pushing his true identity instead of hiding it. "The people in charge of the publicity for Empire were simply aghast at the amount of publicity I had gotten after Star Wars," he says with a wide grin.

What remained a secret for the second film was the script.

When asked to reveal specifics of the plot, Prowse laughs. "You must be joking. I haven't got a clue. The whole thing was highly secretive and they only gave me my pages of the script."

David bemoaned this "embargo," saying that because "everything is so secretive" he sometimes lacked proper motivation for or understanding of his scenes.

"We had a scene where I have Han Solo in a torture chamber. To this day I have no idea how he got there!"

But none of this stopped David from having a bit of fun on set. Such is the joy, he said, of wearing a mask that muffles one's lines.

"When I was wearing the mask on the set, people had difficulty hearing me, so I used to change my dialogue. I'd take a line like, 'The asteroids do not concern me, I want that ship,' and change it to, 'Hemorrhoids do not concern me, I need a ship.'"

Hemorrhoids do not concern him? Truly the Force is strong in this one.

9.17.2010

Sweet, sweet freedom

It seems like everybody's rallying these days. If you like the status quo, you rally. If you hate it, you rally. If you like hot dogs, you rally. Heck, even Cobra Commander got a rally.

So it's nice to see Comedy Central organize a rally that I can get behind. The so-called Rally to Restore Sanity, which is to be held "in the shadow of the Washington Monument," speaks more to me than any other rally in recent memory. The event website summarizes things thusly: "Ours is a rally for the people who've been too busy to go to rallies, who actually have lives and families and jobs (or are looking for jobs) — not so much the Silent Majority as the Busy Majority. If we had to sum up the political view of our participants in a single sentence... we couldn't. That's sort of the point." I understand the value of encapsulating political views and stances in sound-bite form, but I welcome this opportunity to stand with people who'd rather have a political discussion than a polarizing shouting match. Methinks the nation's capital would be a better place if more people supported this approach.

Are any of our local readers also planning to attend? If so, you might want to RSVP through the event's Facebook page.

9.16.2010

Check out Microhorror Audio!

Our friend Nathan has just released his first audiobook project! It's called Microhorror Audio. There are two "books" you can buy, each a collection of short stories (the first are all original ones of his, the second are classic horror tales). He's doing a pay-what-you-will model, with the base price being $2 for each set (cheap!).

Take a look and enjoy! I downloaded the "Legends" set, and I can't wait to hear his booming voice read "The Tell-Tale Heart," one of my favorite classic Edgar Allen Poe stories.

9.14.2010

Search for these words into your MP3 library and name the first song that appears.

Happy: Trigger Happy Jack (Drive By Remix) - Poe

Love: Love is a Place - Metric

Hate: We Hate You Please Die - Crash and the Boys (Scott Pilgrim soundtrack)

Light: Enough (Martin Atkins White Light Mix) - Gravity Kills

Dark: Dance in the Dark - Lady Gaga

Good: Good Day - Luce

Bad: Bad Reputation - The Hit Girls

Smile: Smile - Vitamin C

Cry: Make You Cry - Jonathan Coulton

Girl: Anthems For a Seventeen Year Old Girl - Broken Social Scene (Scott Pilgrim soundtrack)

Boy: Boys Boys Boys - Lady Gaga

Sad: I'm So Sad, So Very, Very, Sad - Crash and the Boys (Scott Pilgrim soundtrack)

Lost: Lost My Virginity - Eddie Izzard

via Madthoughts

9.13.2010

I am Khamûl, and this is my confession

It was 10 years ago today that something I did with the best of intentions became a headache for far too many people. And for that, I am sorry.

To begin my story, move the clock back to September 2000. I was a young reporter working at the Faribault Daily News in Minnesota. A small town of 20,000 people, there wasn't much in the way of entertainment options for a recent college grad. So I and another newspaper employee often spent time on eBay, searching for oddities or collectibles that caught our interest. It was during one such session that I stumbled across something that was being advertised as the audition script for "The Lord of the Rings" films.

Of course, I had no way to judge the document's authenticity, but I was incredibly curious about and hopeful for Peter Jackson's trilogy. Might his efforts work better than those that had come before? With hope that the answer was yes, I bought the document. If memory serves, I paid about $10 for it. At that price, I figured even a fake script would be worth a laugh.

It turned out the document was no fake. It carried the copyright of Three Foot Six Ltd., a New Zealand company established in 1999 to administer the production of "The Lord of the Rings" films. Totaling 57 pages and secured with a plastic spiral binding, the document was actually a compilation of script segments that offered a revealing glimpse into the trilogy's writing process. It provided brief representations of different characters found in the film. Aragorn, Arwen, Bilbo, Boromir, Denethor, Elrond, Eowyn, Faramir, Frodo, Galadriel, Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Saruman, Theoden and Wormtonge each had speaking parts in the 23 brief scenes the document contained. It was a great read and one that gave me new hope for Jackson's trilogy. As such, I felt compelled to share the script.

That was my mistake.

Adopting the moniker "Khamûl The Easterling," as I'd always appreciated the Nazgûl characters and considered him best represented among the Nine Riders in the old Middle-earth Collectible Card Game, I went online to reveal my findings. My forum of choice? The message boards of Decipher, Inc. The reasoning behind that choice was two-fold. First, because I had volunteered for the company in various capacities, I felt more familiar with their forums than I did the main websites documenting "The Lord of the Rings" developments, such as TheOneRing.net. Second, because Decipher had recently secured the rights to produce a new card game based on Jackson's movies, I wanted to excite existing supporters and draw new eyes to their website.

Well, it worked.

Because so much concerning the movie and game was shrouded in secrecy at the time, there was little to discuss beyond the various hopes for both that people held. These scripts served to open the floodgates, with some people loving and others loathing the scenes I directly reproduced from the script. I seem to remember many people appreciating a quiet discussion between Bilbo and Gandalf in Hobbiton. But a scene that altered the books and placed Arwen at the battle of Helm's Deep incurred a good deal of wrath. News quickly spread of the script and by Sept. 13, 2000, several different websites were discussing "Khamûl The Easterling" and the audition scripts.

What happened next happened quickly. Apparently recognizing my familiar e-mail address, the Decipher webmaster reached out to me and said it was imperative that we speak. I was soon on the phone with the man, who very kindly explained why Decipher was removing my posts and had to ask me to not post any further script excerpts. (I seem to recall naïvely asking if I could post the material elsewhere and then post a link to that material on Decipher's forum. I was told no.) I understood the situation and had no desire to harm Decipher, so I quickly agreed to retire my Khamûl account. This led to some websites reporting that Decipher had banned Khamûl, which I suppose is true from a certain point of view. Looking back, though, I see the decision as one jointly made to ensure Decipher's success with "The Lord of the Rings" license.

But the story didn't end there.

Three years later, when Annie and I watched the special features found on the extended edition of "The Two Towers" DVD, our mouths dropped as we viewed the "From Book to Script: Finding the Story" segment on the third disc. Ten minutes into the piece, during a discussion about writing the battle at Helm's Deep, came these comments:

PETER JACKSON, DIRECTOR: And originally, we thought that's a great opportunity for Arwen to reappear and to have another connection between her and Aragorn. And it's an opportunity for the two of them to be together, because our real problem was geography. That we had a romance where the two characters, Aragorn and Arwen, weren't, in "The Two Towers," they weren't in the same space. You know, they were in two completely different places of Middle-earth. So how on Earth can you keep a romantic story going when you can't actually have the two people connecting?

PHILIPPA BOYENS, WRITER: Very early on, we had when we were writing this, almost as a selling script, and Arwen had to be, because she was the love of Aragorn's life, much more participatory in the story. You just figure, to the studio execs who were going to be reading this script, you can't have her 300 miles away from the hero. You know, you try pitching the idea of a psychic connection between two lovers and they'll just tell you get out of there. Which, you know, I wouldn't blame them.

PETER: And so our solution was bring Arwen in with the elves. Have her as part of Helm's Deep.

BARRIE OSBORNE, PRODUCER: And certainly we got a lot of fan reaction to that. There was rumor on the net that went out immediately that was the direction the movie would go. And there were a lot of objections to that thought.

LIV TYLER, ACTRESS: People don't think that we ever look at this stuff, and I once made the mistake of going and reading some of this stuff. And I cried so hard afterwords because they were calling me Liv Tyler, Xena Warrior.

PETER: There are certainly elements of truth to what happened on the internet, largely springing from the two-script version that we had prepared for Miramax. And that Helm's Deep stuff survived for a while in the New Line version. And it survived long enough for Liv Tyler to come to New Zealand and be trained in sword fighting.

LIV: I would get up every morning and I would go to a couple hours of sword fighting, horseback riding, working out with a trainer. There was an enormous emphasis for me on this physical stuff.

RICK PORRAS, CO-PRODUCER: The way it was written, she actually was this incredibly gifted and courageous and ruthless fighter, like all elves are capable of being. And as we're shooting Helm's Deep, a decision was made: "Look, you know what? Actually, this isn't working. We need to change this."

Of course, it's impossible to say how much influence my posting of the "selling script" or audition script had on this decision. Was my posting of the script segment showing Arwen at Halm's Deep the first time fans learned of this alteration? No, the old report at TheOneRing.net confirms that fact. But perhaps my posting drew new attention to the decision at a crucial time — during the trilogy's filming. It's possible that my posting played some part in bringing about the late change Rick describes to remove Arwen from the battle at Helm's Deep.

And if that's the case, I'm glad to have helped keep the movies all the closer to J.R.R. Tolkien's original works.

That does nothing, though, to excuse the headaches I caused 10 years ago. So I offer this belated apology. To my friends at Decipher, for causing your hearts to skip a beat; to the lawyers, for forcing you to take action when I should have known better; to Peter Jackson and others involved in the films, for the frustration this all caused; and to the fans of this grand cinematic trilogy, for the sighs or curses you made after reading the early script excerpt involving Arwen, I am very sorry. I intended no harm, but understand that which I caused.

At least it all turned out for the best in the end.

9.12.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 10 - Favorite classic movie


I can't remember what compelled me to check it out from the library, but Ball of Fire surprised me with how funny it was 60 years after its release. Considering it's a movie with humor that largely hinges upon slang that was considered contemporary in the early '40s, that's an accomplishment. But Barbara Stanwyck and Gary Cooper deliver great performances and somehow make the story feel fresh even decades later.

9.11.2010

Starlog: From nine to six

In the years after "Star Wars" debuted, there was much confusion about the size and scope of the new series. And interviews with the director and producer did little to help the situation.

Despite the 1977 film's opening crawl, which outlines a clear backstory, audiences initially took "Star Wars" to be the first film in the series. Understandably, references to the inevitable and unnamed sequel used the presumed title "Star Wars II." So there was some confusion when "The Empire Strikes Back" hit theaters in 1980 bearing the "Episode V" tag. ("Star Wars" didn't receive its "Episode IV" marking until the film returned to theaters in 1981.) The savviest fans knew, however, that the entire saga was to span nine films. Such was the word from director George Lucas and producer Gary Kurtz.

In its July 1980 issue, Starlog printed an interview with Gary that tackled and clarified the matter.

"Here's how it goes. There are nine stories: three trilogies of three stories each. Star Wars was the first story in the middle trilogy."

Why start in the middle?

"Certain kinds of movies just work better — or seem to work better — when you come in in the middle. I know that was the case with a lot of the low-budget films I made with Roger Corman. When you arrive in the middle, you miss all the tedious exposition and jump right into the action. We wanted that effect with Star Wars — the feeling that you had come in after the movie had started."

Star Wars was originally to have been titled Star Wars, Episode 4 — The New Hope. The episode title was dropped because it was felt it would be too confusing. "It was to have been our tribute to the old movie serials. Now we're going back to the episode titles."

The same article noted that Lucas affirmed the sequel to "The Empire Strikes Back" would "be the final installment of the middle trilogy." Lucas then planned to "film the first trilogy — The Clone Wars — which features the adventures of Luke's father, his then-friend Darth Vader and the young Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi." It's also reported that "Lucas and Kurtz estimate that it will take up to 20 years to film all nine of the Star Wars stories."

Those plans changed, though, around the time "Return of the Jedi" wrapped. At that point, George told Time magazine that he was exhausted and ready to set Star Wars aside. Should he ever return to the saga, it would be to create the first trilogy. Ideas for a third trilogy were vague, at best, and were keyed more to philosophical notions than actual plot points.

Somewhat amusingly, George would later deny that he ever had plans to make nine films. In a 1999 interview with Vanity Fair, he said "the whole story" is limited to "six episodes." While a nice attempt to rewrite history, old articles like the one quoted above in Starlog clearly show otherwise.

9.10.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 09 - A movie with the best soundtrack


You might consider "Fantasia," a movie that is so intensely soundtrack focused, the easy answer to this question. But you can't deny that the selections that drive this film are among humanity's finest musical compositions. Featuring some of the best known works of Bach, Tchaikovsky and Schubert, the "Fantastia" soundtrack is like a classical music highlights reel. This movie is as much about the audio as it is the visual — and rightly so.

9.09.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 08 - A Movie That You've Seen Countless Times

There are too many to just focus on one!

Three Musketeers
The Princess Bride
Mallrats
Terminator 2
Aliens
Sweetest Thing
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Airplane!
Serenity
Dark City
Oscar
Sneakers
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

9.08.2010

A succinct reinterpretation of the classic tale


Star Wars prints by Andy Helms, brought to our attention by Amy Vernon.

9.07.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 07 - The most surprising plot twist or ending


OK, this is a little bit of a cop-out, but I thought the multiple-endings idea in the movie Clue was genius. I especially love how it's implemented on the DVD, where it shows you one ending, then says, "That's how it could've happened. But how about this?"

When it was released in theaters, each theater had a different ending of the film, to encourage repeat viewings. Josh and I thought they should've used this same theory to get people to see G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra - to riff off the old public service announcements from the cartoon. I'm glad this technique isn't abused, but I would like to see it employed once in awhile. Sure, it's gimmicky, but sometimes gimmicky can be fun.

9.06.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 06 - Favorite made for TV movie


Movies made for TV often get shortchanged. Skimpy budgets, inexperienced actors and lackluster scripts have doomed many such projects. It was thus a treat to see "Battlestar Galactica" soar. The three-hour movie that proceeded four televised seasons deftly blended complex themes with ambitious production values and one talented cast. An unexpected hit that critics and fans alike adored, "Battlestar Galactica" also was a great example of how to reinvent an old franchise. If you haven't seen it, you should.

9.05.2010

LEGO + classic arcade games = FTW

9.04.2010

Starlog: FLASH! GAH-AAAAAAAAAA!

With apologies for the month hiatus, my Starlog series resumes today with a look at the lukewarm welcome the magazine gave the 1980 "Flash Gordon" movie.

As the premier science fiction magazine of its day, Starlog often trumpeted the glories of any genre film, regardless of its merits. The magazine gave ink to the most laughable and forgettable of projects, focusing when it could on any redeeming factors. It wasn't so slanted as to eliminate the negative, but Starlog certainly focused on the positive.

So when this industry cheerleader wrote with caution about any project, astute readers knew something wicked was on its way. Such was the case with the magazine's initial reportage of "Flash Gordon."

In an expansive, multi-movie preview article printed in its June 1980 issue, Starlog noted the $30 million "Flash Gordon" movie "promises to be a major event for the SF-moviegoing public." Indeed. Everyone enjoys a good disaster flick. Heh.

Flash Gordon is being produced by Dino De Laurentiis, the man who so misunderstood the legend of King Kong, and has been scripted by he man who wrote Kong for the De Laurentiis version, Lorenzo Semple Jr., whose initial claim to fame was the Batman TV show, which he wrote for five years.

"But De Laurentiis produced Serpico," we were reminded, "and Lorenzo wrote the wonderful script for Papillon."

How about the "camp quotient" of the new Flash Gordon script?

"Well," says a Universal spokesperson, "from what I've seen of it, it's funny at times, but not camp at all. It never laughs at itself. It's swashbuckling, cliffhanging adventure."

Uh huh. The piece goes on to note how the two leads, Sam Jones as Flash and Dale Arden as "Flash's true love," are virtual unknowns. The reporter understandably asks the Universal Pictures spokespeople how well the actors perform in their respective roles.

"Fine. But I'll tell you, it's going to be Ming and Zarkov that audiences will remember. Talk about charisma!" says another Universal person.

Ouch. But if the studio agents had told the truth — that audiences should walk out after the bombastic theme song ends — that probably wouldn't have done much to help their cause.

9.03.2010

Annie's brief moment of fame on "Britney Spears: Behind the Music"

OK, this made my day.

Remember how I wrote earlier this year about how I met Britney Spears? Well, today my coworker Jason brightened by day by actually FINDING the "Behind the Music" clip online where you can - briefly - see me.

I'm at the 1:04 mark.



Update: The video has been taken down due to "copyright issues." Boo.

This is 'Mega Man Universe'

A few months ago, I wondered aloud about the mysterious "Mega Man Universe." Might it be massive multiplayer online role-playing game? Could it be some compilation? No and no. It's a crossover. Of sorts.


Apparently, the big twist to this PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 game is that you can play not just as Mega Man, but as Ryu from "Street Fighter" or Sir Arthur from "Ghosts 'n Goblins." I'd imagine other Capcom characters will make an appearance, too, such as Dante from "Devil May Cry" or Chris Redfield from "Resident Evil." It's not a bad idea, but it seems a little "me too!" after "Super Smash Bros."

What do you think?

9.02.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 05 - Your favorite love story in a movie


I haven't watched it in years, but I was totally captivated by the love story in Before Sunrise. I liked it because it was fairly realistic. Two people caught up in the romantic idea of spending an evening with an attractive person they just met actually do so, and moments of awkwardness and communications fumbling ensue, along with some great conversations and a bit of making out. And it leaves you on an uncertain note, shamefully resolved in the not-nearly-as-good sequel. Will they meet again? Who knows? The point is that for one night, they shared each other's lives.

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 04 - A movie that makes you sad

The tragedy in Pan's Labyrinth took me by surprise. It is a deeply, deeply sad film. It didn't move me to tears like Up and Milk, my original picks for this category, but those movies had a lot of positive moments in them. But in Pan's Labyrinth, there is very little to redeem the sadness in the story. Even the fantastical imaginings of the main character merely reflect the sorry tale that is her life. Don't get me wrong; it was a really good movie, but it definitely made me sad.

9.01.2010

30 Day Movie Challenge: Day 03 - A movie that makes you really happy

There are lots of movies that make me really happy, but I think I have to go with...


Yes, it's essentially a template rom-com, but The Sweetest Thing is full of exuberant joy and, unlike most romantic comedies, is actually funny. It's my go-to movie whenever I'm home by myself and just want to watch something happy.